Steven Universe

Steven Universe is the coldest being. He embodies pure terror. Steven Universe was going to end all of time and space but Ben Shapiro descended from the heavens for the first time in billions of years to defeat Steven Universe and restore peace in the universe. Steven Universe was also homophobic. Steven Universe is the worst thing to ever happen. Rumour says that there is a mysterious cult out to resurrect Steven Universe and bring the apocalypse back.

Background
Steven Universe was born along with the universe as an evil god. Steven Universe was one of several gods who were too evil to be let roam free, so he was contained underneath 15 Spring Street for billions of years. One day 15,000 years ago the cell usefd to hold him malfunctioned, and he was let out into the world with the other gods. It took several hundred years for them to realise that they had escaped, due to them believing it was secure. About 10,000 years ago he came to a planet several thousand years away, where he came across a few Teletubbies (Tinky-Winky, Po, Dipsy and Laa Laa), who fell desperately in love with him. Steven Universe said that he would love one of them under the condition that they would all fight to the death. On the night before the event was set to take place, Tinky-Winky murdered the other three and gained Steven's favour. They subsequently began an intense sexual relationship.